The Plight of the Toilet Duck

Toilet ducks are odd creatures. Not visible to the human eye they come in a variety of colours. Emerald green, lemon and lavender, they live in the bowl and multiply through the owner. Eventually they die. They have glistening shiny scented coats that shape their little bodies. Reminiscent of feathers, but there is not a one to be found on the toilet duck. It has evolved in accordance with its environment. Yet strangely, these little creatures can fly. Their glossy wings flap v...